VKTMS - Roma-Rocket / Too Bad!!
Well, I was listening to some records with my kids tonight while my wife was
at her scrapbooking club out on a drinking spree, and this one really got the crowd out on the dancefloor. Sorry, but I didn't get any photos of
that.
1979 San Francisco action and probably my favorite female-fronted US punk record. And that's saying something, what with your
Avengers,
Legal Weapons,
Nuns,
Bags, etc.
Four songs. Midget was included on the
Bloodstains Across California compilation, but all four tracks are great. The music is totally raw, but the true genius is in the lyrics. First you have Roma Rocket, a paean to their favorite fortified wine:
"Well we don't need no Red Jockey
And Ripple is only just ok
MD 20/20 feels like kindergarten
There's only one wine that's really got it
It's bright and red(?)
It tastes like Draino
But its purely lethal, Italiano
If you drink it you must be able
It'll put your ass right under the table
Roma Rocket Roma Rocket
Makes you throw up in your pocket, Roma Rocket
Roma Rocket Roma Rocket
Makes you throw up in your pocket, Roma Rocket"
Then you have Too Bad, which is about a wimpy synth dude's inability to get it up. To top it off, Midget is about the singer's lover who is
just the right height to please her while standing.
I found this at the
Englishtown Flea Market in New Jersey a long time ago in a box of crap LPs. So that explains the missing sleeve and the fact that the record skips a little. Big deal. It was kinda dirty too but I
rinsed it under the kitchen faucet for a couple of minutes and it cleaned right up.
VKTMS - Roma-Rocket.mp3VKTMS - Too Bad!!.mp3There's a CD out with their entire recorded output. You can get it
here.